How do you express your love for some one?

[manker]

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

[chalice]

Or a studded club.

[Biggles]

not the cup thing?

fo shizzle*

*for Squeams - whatever it means

Ooooo, yeah baby! Can I be your gangsta bitch daddio?

That looks to be a cross between Austin Powers and Snoop Dogg

I think I can carry that off especially if I throw in the Fat Bastard accent too.

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

[Biggles]

Or a studded club.

which is very similar to some "local shop" liquors

[manker]

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

It's a tricky skill but it helps if you have a bitch in the first place, like.

Meow.

[Squeamous]

That looks to be a cross between Austin Powers and Snoop Dogg

I think I can carry that off especially if I throw in the Fat Bastard accent too.

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

I can't believe I'm not street enough for a white middle class middle aged civil servant. And I listen to Eminem and everything .

[chalice]

Or a studded club.

which is very similar to some "local shop" liquors

And cheap at twice the price , Les.

Fucking cork-screws are getting dearer, though.

[Squeamous]

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

Have you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.

[Squeamous]

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

It's a tricky skill but it helps if you have to have a bitch in the first place, like.

Meow.

[manker]

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

Have you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.

Fuck no.

I just wank to pics I find on the interweb of hawt bewbs.