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    Here is the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational which once again
    asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
    adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new
    definition.


    The winners are:


    1. Cashtration (n.):
    The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject
    financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.


    2. Ignoranus : I love this one
    A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


    3 Intaxication :
    Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that
    it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation:
    Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone (n.):
    The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
    penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
    breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy :
    Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    7. Giraffiti:
    Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    8. Sarchasm :
    The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
    doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte:
    To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Hipatitis :
    Terminal coolness.

    11. Osteopornosis:
    A degenerate disease.

    12. Karmageddon :
    It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and
    then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

    13. Decafalon (n.):
    The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
    that are good for you.

    14. Glibido :
    All talk and no action.

    15. Dopeler effect:
    The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
    rapidly.

    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
    The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
    through a spider web.

    17. Beelzebug (n.):
    Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
    in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    18. Caterpallor (n.):
    The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're
    eating.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Here is the Washington Post's annual Mensa Invitational which once again
    asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
    adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new
    definition.


    The winners are:


    1. Cashtration (n.):
    The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject
    financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.


    2. Ignoranus : I love this one
    A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


    3 Intaxication :
    Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that
    it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation:
    Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone (n.):
    The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
    penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
    breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy :
    Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    7. Giraffiti:
    Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    8. Sarchasm :
    The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
    doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte:
    To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Hipatitis :
    Terminal coolness.

    11. Osteopornosis:
    A degenerate disease.

    12. Karmageddon :
    It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and
    then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

    13. Decafalon (n.):
    The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
    that are good for you.

    14. Glibido :
    All talk and no action.

    15. Dopeler effect:
    The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
    rapidly.

    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
    The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
    through a spider web.

    17. Beelzebug (n.):
    Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
    in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    18. Caterpallor (n.):
    The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're
    eating.

    Stop giving them answers.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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