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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    This from another member who should've posted it:

    G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
    they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
    was spoken.

    The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
    turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
    Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

    Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell
    that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
    Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
    a whorehouse smells like.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    take my advice bill,
    ma wife never caught me, cuz I was never caught by ma wife. heh heh ehh.

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