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    sleepyy's Avatar Old-Fashioned BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
    basket according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
    do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.





    How To Shower Like a Man



    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

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    ^^^wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Lets See Some Bewbs!

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    this is out and out porn

    now i need a shower

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    How to slower like a squirr3l

    A.
    Let people throw water on you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whosENcMgdA

    B. Let people put you in shower

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyVpX1DIE8

    C. Take natural bath...rain

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvltkLRKHwA

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    thebazzla's Avatar 'The Steelmen' BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    who would be so cruel to a squirr3l

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    The chick is hot

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    thebazzla's Avatar 'The Steelmen' BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByteKnight View Post
    The chick is hot
    sir e

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    angryghost's Avatar Get In Ma BELLY! BT Rep: +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55
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    thnx for the info, was having trouble with it but now its all cleared up.

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    Haha. I saw this video on MetaCafe a long while back... had a good laugh because it's so damn true, lol.

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