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Thread: Think before you choose

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    A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was
    told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered three
    choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000
    year cycles and you could pick the cycle in which to begin.

    So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by
    his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not
    think that was where he wanted to start.

    They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his
    arms and was being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails. The man also declined this form of torture.

    The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very
    beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him.
    The man told the Devil that this was more like it, and this was the one
    he wanted. The Devil said "Are you sure? It lasts for 1000 years!"
    The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.
    So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go
    now. I've found your replacement!"
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    LoL Start sucking hahahah

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    nice one



    Trust everyone, Just don't trust the devil inside them.


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    ZaZu's Avatar I know stuff ...
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    oh my!


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    Lol!!
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    quite funny (:
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    poor guy

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    so remember the motto don't always believe what you see

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