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He thinks he's God!
He's trying to create something out of nothing!
He has definately achieved nothing here, or likely to
If its converts hes looking for he's unlucky. He's got more chance of getting perverts in here.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
When 0+0=1
or 0+0=2
maybe the 2 0s are 0.5?
or are 0.99999 rounded to 1.
0 + 0 = 1
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0 + 0 = 0 obviously. 0 is a single number, that is to say there is one zero produced from this equation therefore a count of 0 = 1.
0 + 0 = 2
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Again, an expected result of 0. The typical childs bad joke would be whats 2 and (meaning add) 2 and the victim will say 4 (smart child) but the prankster will say no! 22 you idiot. So is 0 isnt actually a value, more of a character, 0 + 0 will conjugate the string of 00. The count of zero in this instance is therefore 2.
This could be taken one step, and one step only, further:
Introducing the ground breaking equation that is:
0 + 0 = 3
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Now you may be shocked, some of you maybe unconscience as a consequence, but hear me out, I'm no satan worshiping skally.
Using both methods said above the count of 0 when 0 + 0 added together (making 0) is 1, and when 0 + 0 = 00 makes a zero count of 2, we can come up with a value of three. You see:
0 + 0 = 0 :: You take the total as a count of 1.
0 + 0 :: This produces a count of 2.
2 + 1 = 3. And we can check this by removing all arithmatic symbols:
0 + 0 = 0 ---> 0 0 0 ---> 000
There are three zeros in that string. Es loco!
wow thats nifty isn't it?
What's that have to do with evolution vs. creationism? I just thought he was trying to say you cannot have something from nothing, but it is in jokes, so your explanation makes more sense.
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