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    Doug decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Doug's Blazer and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

    "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

    "Not to worry," Doug said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

    Nine months later, Doug got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

    "Yes, I do."

    "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

    "Yes, I have to admit that I did."

    "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

    "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

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    well..smart guy

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    Nice one!

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    lol, nice

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    Haha. Thats what he gets.
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