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    A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.
    He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the
    next Monday. "Downsizing."

    He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it
    doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to
    figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill
    standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be
    one of them."

    He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does.
    Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's
    in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to
    think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and
    Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

    "Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything
    okay?"
    He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I
    can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

    And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest
    you jack off

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    nice one. had a good laugh. thanks
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    funny thanks dude



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    lol, omg thats funny---best one i heard in awhile

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    good one
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    oops. I hate when i say something with out knowing what I said.
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