Bad Joke thread - A New Beginning

[Something Else]

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's.

In a-rack.

[Jiggles]

your mum is so tall that when she looked in the mirror she combed her pubes.

i made that one up myself

[Something Else]

Jiggles.

[sumvell]

Q: Why does it get hot after baseball game?

A: Because all the fans leave!

[Jiggles]

Jiggles.

[brotherdoobie]

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Suck his cawk.


-bd

[Jiggles]

your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror you ducked.

[snowultra]

Did you hear the story of the broken pencil? Oh well, it's pointless...


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if the flew over the bay, they would be bagels (bay-gulls)...


Q: What does pubic hair and lima beans have in common?
A: You push them to the side and keep on eatin'!

[tralalala]

Three men: one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Texan felt decidedly low tech,
but not to be outdone he decided he had
to do something just as impressive.
He left for a few minutes returning to
the sauna with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Texan finally said, "Well, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."

Wasn't that Skizo's trick..?