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    tell them you want to legalize pot. it worked this one guy.

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    You should make sure you get put in prison. Then everybody wins.

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    make sure it has no internets, though.

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    sneed.


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    wtf

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    wear a shirt with a swastika on it.

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    Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
    Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?

    Yes, why would you want to get out of it?

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    Never over credit a jury. Juries are made up of 12 men and women who were too dumb to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
    Last edited by Skizo; 01-30-2008 at 05:09 AM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
    It would suck except for the free chili for lunch

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    maybe that explains the skinky people skizo is smellin'

    just thought of a tongue twister-

    How much jury duty would a jury duty dude do if a dude wanting jury duty was doing jury juty for judge judy?


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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