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    I think i did
    haven't gone to the doctors yet.
    whacked during snowboarding last weekend.

    According to the web if your not coughing blood and the pain doesnt get worse, there is not much they can do....

    breathing fully gets a bit heavy, hurts at certain angels.

    Any experienced cracked rib connoisseurs here with tips?



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    I've never broken one myself, but the doctor is correct.

    Rest and relaxation is the only cure really.

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    Harsh zed....take em easy, bun a not-too fat one and listen to some fine tunes would be my advice.
    Lucky I'm not a doctor.
    Now go away.

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    Yes, but they weren't mine :captainasda:

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    Sneezing really hurts when you've cracked a rib, I'd avoid it if I were you

    It also hurts when your missus pokes you incessantly in your bad rib. I suggest giving her a swift back-hander now to let her know that it's not fucking funny.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    When I broke my little finger's rib, I didn't even feel it o_O I've only noticed it was over-sized later, and after I gone to the doctor I found out it really was broken

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    Quote Originally Posted by DyNast View Post
    When I broke my little finger's rib, I didn't even feel it o_O I've only noticed it was over-sized later, and after I gone to the doctor I found out it really was broken


    You're a mutant or a moran.
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    Mutant-moron.
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    if your rib is broken and its the bottom 1 have it taken out with 1 from the other side and you will be able to give yourself a BJ

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    I know bloke who broke his cawk (Penile Haematoma).

    The rather slutty burd he was with was a bit too enthusiastic in her thrusting up and down and snapped it.

    True story.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
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