yeah i'll try it for one day, if i don't like it then im not coming back next week.
Take it during the middle of the day
Take it early
Take it late in the day so when you get back you only have a couple more hours to work
Skive between 11-4, if the boss asks what you're up to tell him you've just started your lunch break
Other, please explain
yeah i'll try it for one day, if i don't like it then im not coming back next week.
No lunch-break. I may send you out to get us some food though.
Now go away.
thanks boss, no problem boss, yay im not an unemployable doletard anymore.
Picture the scene, Allen turns up for work in the antique furniture shop;
Allen: Alrite, boss. So what should I start with, a bit of restoration on that fine teak drinks table - or would you like me to order all of the pending deliveries into an automated system for ease of reference.
Ben: Errr, I felt sorry for you cos Barbie was taking the pish. There's no job.
Allen: kthxbai
Set fades and switches to Allen alone in his bedroom at his Mam's house with razorbaldes poised and Fallout Boy playing softly in the background.
Oh yes blame it all on me why don't you.
Allen knows where I live ffs,
Well, at least the town anyway...
yeah, watch out Barbie, me and benchez might badly restore the outside of your train station. we know what town you live in.
I'm flouncing off in a huff
Not really, I'm just going home because it's hometime
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