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    So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

    I've gotten 1st base in the first week

    Hit 2nd in about a month

    and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

    Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

    So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

    What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

    Besides raping her, oviousment
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    Fail.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss View Post
    Fail.
    Oviousment.

    Question was how do I unfail.
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    hmmm....

    Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

    Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
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    Fail.
    Oviousment.

    Question was how do I unfail.
    Ask neotheone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kallieb View Post
    hmmm....

    Is she Roman Catholic by chance. It would explain much.....

    Otherwise, seems she's developed a fair system here, all receive with no give.. what motivates her to do something different?? Try going back to second base. See what happens then. Otherwise, enjoy being a monk or get a new gf.
    No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

    Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?

    There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?

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    Oviousment.

    Question was how do I unfail.
    Ask neotheone?
    Neotheone?
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    hmmmm....How about good ol' conversation. Ask her if she has any worries, hang-ups, fears that you'll think less of her, performance anxiety (blush) concerns etc etc.

    Good girls gone bad are not all bad. Some values are harder to shake and the home-run is the mother lode.

    My thinking is...if you can't talk about it, don't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones... can't get a new GF cuz I love her.

    Guess I'm stuck being a fucking monk?

    There's gotta be someway, maybe alcohol would help?

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    Oviousment.

    Question was how do I unfail.
    Ask neotheone?
    Neotheone?
    Neotheone, canadian loser, always having trouble with girls, bit of a bore really. I might actually be getting him mixed up with someone else, now that I think about it. There can't be two people like that.

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    Canadian losers!!

    hmfff.....

    piss off I say.
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    the problem is to make her do it the first time cuz once she does it, she will hopefully enjoy it, as long as u promise that u tell her in advance when you will have the "sexy explosion".
    maybe she is not yet enlightened that she isn't obliged to swallow it (though she should, but one step at a time).

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