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    A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
    The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
    The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
    It says "gets paid for sex."
    The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
    It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

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    Good one
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    lol, great one dude

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    lol



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    very nice

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    Haha, I love Bush and leaves.

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    Talking about bushes... Have any of you heard of recent Hong Kong stars involving sex scandals... Those are really bushes.
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    a fine argument.

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    Lmao... I got a good kick out of this one.

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