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    give any future date and make up an events and news headlines for the future. have fun!


    2015 - Elvis is discovered to be among the living - spotted in Cuba

    2032 - Brazilian scientist invents miracle pill "genocalgo" that actually cures the obesity gene in certain humans.

    2037 - FDA finally approves "genocalgo" for the U.S. consumer market

    2050 - Gold prices skyrocket to a new high. $4,700 an ounce.

    2065 - China invades Rhode Island.

    2081 - Sightings of immense robot war machines in Japan brings great concern to the United Nations.
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    2017 - Scientists involved in the developement of GM food crops are getting some strange readings from the plants, indications are that vegetables may have basic feelings .

    2019 - Scientists have developed a device that enables direct communication with the GM crops . The veggies drop the bombshell .... all plantlife has a high level of intelligence, and they're none to happy about being used as fodder for humans . Government clampdown on the project, for fear of the obvious controversy this would cause .

    2020 - Mayhem, the secret is leaked . Mass suicides of Vegetarians & Vegans, who can't handle the guilt of the suffering they inflicted on those poor plants . Religions are in turmoil over the moral implications, such as ... does an Apple have soul? ... can a Carrot sin? Thankfully most humans are insensitive to the suffering of others & food consumption pretty much continues as before . There's a shortlived craze for keeping plants as pets, but due to their innate inactivity, it's doomed . Once the novelty has worn off, owners often end up eating dear old Colin the Cauliflower in a creamy cheese sauce, which is nice.

    2025 - It's revealed that Michael Jackson is in fact an alien (most people have no trouble accepting this news) from the planet Paed , sent to Earth as an embassador of good will . His mission is deemed a failure & he's recalled to Paed . As punishment for his abysmal behaviour on Earth, he's forced to spend the rest of his life sat in the corner of a round room, with a Dunce hat on, listening to non-stop church organ music .
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    2018 - FDA outlaws aspartame after recent discoveries of it's contribution to the AIDS epidemic. "We were way off." -fda research rep.

    2019 - 800lb woman files lawsuit against several buffet resturants. " 'All you can eat' almost killed meh! I want compensation!"

    2024 - New law makes it illegal to perform health care services for free of charge. "All services must obey standard rates, if not higher." - representatives say.

    2025 - U.S. Hospital is caught illegally practicing universal health care for a small town in Rhone Island.

    2028 - Gas prices at a new high. 11.08 a gallon.

    2043 - Internet Piracy Groups return to the seas. international water Oil Tankers and Abandoned Oil Rigs are discovered to host enormous file servers and self-run economies.

    2045 - Governor proposes new bill to outlaw musical genre "rap" in Mississippi .
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    2022 - At the ripe age of 75, Sylvester Stallone's latest film project is a major success with fans & US critics, winning 5 Oscar's .
    Rambo XII : Canuck Carnage ...... John Rambo ruthlessly despatching hundreds of uppity, French speaking Canadian separatists has audiences in rapture . Accusations of xenophobia by some sections of foreign media , is met with the phrase " what you gonna do about it, we got more nukes than you " .
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    2036 - Virginia Scientists discover high level of SSRIs in military and penitentiary facility water supplies. "There's something in the water."

    2045 - Honda invents semi-perpetual motion vehicle that runs off it's own kinetic energy. "Just inject a little boost and you'll need not re-fuel for 25 years"

    2046 - Honda's new perpetual motion vehicle is recalled for classified reasons. Consumers are outraged.

    2056 - French archaeologist discovers ancient remains of what appears to be a fission powered laser. "Age reports show this thing was around during the Egyptian pharos age..."

    2185 - Scientific anomaly erupts in India. Strange twins born with the speech capabilities beyond a 30 year old genius. "They already speak 3 different languages fluently!" - Dr.Sanji Bejui, PHD
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    2018 - Iran produce their own nuke. Gasoline prices rise to $200 a barrel

    2032 - Hydrogen cars outnumber petro cars

    2069 - China are first to send man on Mars.

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    2135 - Robots with hard metal gears and laser beam eyes are programmed to kill zombies

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    2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth

    2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid

    2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth

    2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA

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    2135 Zombies take out insurance against injuries suffered during encounters with robots.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth

    2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid

    2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth

    2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA


    hahahahaah..nice one septimus...so true =))

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