If You Had One Hour To Live

**Riddler** · 08-01-2003, 08:43 PM

Well, since we don't get any of those channels here in Western Canuckland, and if TV is the only option available..............I guess I'd tune in to the Shopping Network and max out my credit card by ordering as many of those little Gnome lawn statues that ten grand could buy, and have them all delivered to each member of this board.

Just to say hi, bye, and thanks for the laughs.

' Course, they'd all be naked from the waist down and fitted with endless-loop audio tapes playing the message: " Wanna hear a riddle ? No ? OK then, when you fall asleep, I'm going to rub my pecker all over your keyboard ! NOW you wanna hear a riddle ? "

**J'Pol** · 08-01-2003, 08:49 PM

You make your demise such an appealing prospect for the rest of us.

**Riddler** · 08-01-2003, 08:51 PM

I do aim to please.

**Proper Bo** · 08-01-2003, 09:08 PM

/me waits patiently by the door for a gnome

**Riddler** · 08-01-2003, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@1 August 2003 - 14:08

/me waits patiently by the door for a gnome

I'll try not to make you wait too long Bo.........30 more years--tops.

chalkmongoose · 08-01-2003, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Dapadipz@1 August 2003 - 20:24

Kill someone... Or go on a homicidal rampage, and rape and pillage a village.

i wouldnt wanna be near u at that time

Oh but it 'll be so fun! We can rape and pillage a village together!
I call the maidens, you can have the queens.