The Brit Awards

[chalice]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

I'm listening to the commentary on the radio, like.

So my imagination is > TV.

Don't blockade my wankage please.

[Squeamous]

Sorry...I'll wait until you're done.

[Snee]

Madonna was never hawt. Fact.

She's been freaking me out with her manly-ish good looks and hugernormous dental crevasse for as long as I can remember

I just saw some pic of her from like 1979, on the internets, when she looked sort of hawt, but I'm pretty sure it was the light.

Crap if Kylie's gone off, she still looked all right the last time I saw any footage.

[Squeamous]

At least Madonna used to have a female shape, now she looks like one of those 80 year old Indian yogis.

[chalice]

Never fancied Madonna. Fact.

Even when she went mental perv on it.

[Snee]

She's supposedly near genius-level intelligent, too.

Fuck knows how that works, with the choices she makes.

Although she's loaded, so she's been doing something right.

[Squeamous]

Yeah, she seems very smart but then she did arthritically crip about in lycra on some rollerskates in her last music vid, and that's not too clever.

[Snee]

Lycra is a proper space-age fabric. Maybe she's just waaay ahead of the rest of us.

Bit confused about the rollerskates, but I hear they are good for the environment or something, though.

Maybe she just likes comedy, like.

[CrabGirl]

Why is it that Scraggy horrible old "superstars" like to ponce around in as little as possible? It's like they are challenging their age and afirming they are still attractive.

Think I just answered my own question there, but I with they'd stop it. It's nasty.

[Squeamous]

It's alright if you're Iggy Pop, but no woman should grow to look like him .