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Thread: is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?

    I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.

    It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time

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    Funny as fuck.

    Brilliant.

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    he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.

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    Maybe sitting down with him and playing with him to teach him what's properly cool would work instead of being all competitive with him. He'd go back to school all "Yeh and my cousin Mulders like, great, and he's got the internets, and I saw this thing called xfiles and I'm way cooler than all of you".
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    agreed, gwen stefani is totally rubbish, Gillian Anderson's not bad though, google has some very strange pictures of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.
    Chalice is OK, other than the smell of pish, obviousement.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way

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    That's my natural musk, you cunt.

    The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way
    Muldster and the One Eyed Kid.

    Works for me.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    That's my natural musk, you cunt.

    The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.
    Yeah, gypo wimmin.

    You didn't think it thro', did you.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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