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    So... GF had some major flowing today, stomach cramps, etc etc.

    That I don't care for, not very much at least, however when I tried to comfort her she majorly bitched at me (PMS?) about absolutely everything, to the point where all I thought was to backhand her while screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHHHHHHHHH!

    Of course, she hasn't sucked my dick yet, so I'm saving that thought for later

    Damn the hormones...
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    Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

    So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

    So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.
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    I abhore menstruation
    Well get used to it. Pretty little girls like you always bleed heavily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Your imaginary girlfriend is not having her imaginary period and you did not tell her to stfu because even if she was real, you wouldn't have the imaginary bawls to do so.

    So keep on imagining your imaginary girlfriend sucking your imaginary dick.

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    kicks seedler while he's down

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    Seedler grow a pair of balls and go get your Red Wings , problem solved . Some women like sex at that time of the month some don't . If it's going to ruin your Winnie the Poo sheets just put down a towel .

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I abhore menstruation
    Well get used to it. Pretty little girls like you always bleed heavily.


    I was going to recommend she get a hot water bottle but that will do.
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    Stuff it, I edited out my whole post..

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