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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    My neck was haxxored in the night by Spider-Monkeys and is consequently fucked.
    I'm going to hospital shorty. Would a zoot before be a good idea.


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    Surprised you had to ask. Top notch idea.

    Then it won't hurt so much when they stick you on the rack and stretch the fuck out of you.

    That's what they do, you know.

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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    Rolling it now.


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    what the fuck's a zoot?

    EDIT: Oh, is it drugs.

    Also, don't go to hospital you big timewasting nonce.

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    I have to go the drop in place for a neck brace.

    Zoots aren't drugs, they grow from the earth pre-rolled.


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    Chalice is right - there will rackorize you and you should be zootless to appreciate the exquisite agony.

    People pay good money for that kind of thing you know and you are getting it for free on the NHS.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    soft wuss

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    You've probably trapped a nerve in the base of your neck. It's common but really horrible as the muscles around the affected nerve get all inflammed and sore. Is it really painful/nearly impossible to move it to one side and or straighten it?

    If so then you don't need a neck brace as immobility will make it worse. You need to take some anti-imflammitories such as ibuprofen and it'll get better on it's own. Keep it moving as much as you can, maybe sit with a hot water bottle on it, keep taking the anti-inflammitories and get the missus to GENTLY massage the whole neck and shoulder area.

    Trust me, I'm a pro.


    edit: this is where we find out his neck really WAS broken, and my advice to keep it moving kills him. If so, sorry benchez. You were a top bloke.
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    Hows your neck Benchez? need help at the shop tomorrow?

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    I'm back. I fucking hate hospitals. I went to the drop-in place. They make it sound so casual.
    They said I might have to wait an hour.
    I waited an hour and a half in fucking agony from the shitty metal bench in the waiting area.
    Eventually everyone got seen so I asked them what was up.
    They said it wasn't in order of arrival and it might be another hour or two.
    Fuck that, I left.
    I don't want to sound like a racist cunt but I was the only even vaguely English speaking person there.

    Got a bit of reiki from my mums mate but she said I need a brace thingy.
    Home about to get very stoned. I'm not working tomorrow methinks.


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