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[Barbarossa]

its just some security guard thing, they gave me a numeracy and literacy test a few weeks ago, i did really well on those, but i just worry about interviews so much that the only jobs i seem to get are through friends or shitty jobs nobody wants to do anyway Benchez.

All you've got to do is demonstrate your cunt-punch, and the job's yours

Why do security guards need to be literate anyway

[Alien5]

Most of the literacy questions were trick questions anyway, but i guess they don't want people who've never been to school or something.

It was just the first thing they offered me, its not what im really looking for but it sounds alright for now.

[Barbarossa]

Trick questions like "can you spell your name?"

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Acceptable answers:

Y - O - U - R - N - A - M - E

Yes

[Alien5]