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    got woken up at 1 this morning by wot felt like an earthquake, the ground and house shook for no more than a minute at about 1:00am, woke me right the fuck up!1

    i got dressed nd grabbed an x-files stylee tourch and went outside to take a look around, make sure there were no monsters like that cloverfield beast, couldn't see anything ....then i heard in a really loud voice "excuse me, youngen!" I was all lyke, who's that!? who's there!? show your self!!1111

    it was this guy from 4 doors down, he was hung out his window and said he felt it too, then his next door neighbor (i think she might have been topless but it was too dark to tell) opened her window and was all lyke wtf, then a few other people came out of their houses.
    just watching the local news now, turns out it was an earthquake!1 there's loads of damage in hull and Gainsborough and other places - im 12 miles from the epicentre or something else - it was orsum
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    If you'd just have told that topless, pregnant, red-haired woman that came to the window that it was probably the end of the world or something else, you might have got some action at last.

    That's what The would have done
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I heard about it on the news this morning and just assumed Mulder had scored orsum win with the new girl and her tattoo.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I heard about it on the news this morning and just assumed Mulder had scored orsum win with the new girl and her tattoo.
    not spoken to her today, she's obviously a total lezzer ....or got today off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I heard about it on the news this morning and just assumed Mulder had scored orsum win with the new girl and her tattoo.
    not spoken to her today, she's obviously a total lezzer ....or got today off
    It would seem fair to check to see if she was in before determining lezzer status.

    Although obviously if she is /pics become essential
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    Imaginitive.
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