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Thread: Probably @ Work....

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    JunkBarMan's Avatar Milk Sucks,Got Beer?
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    A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

    The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!'
    The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!'
    That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not American!'

    He finally sees a lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
    She says, 'No! I am from Africa!'

    Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

    The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work.'
    Today is the day.

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    or probably invading another country

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    or probably invading another country
    thats not funny....
    Today is the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JunkBarMan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    or probably invading another country
    thats not funny....
    i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JunkBarMan View Post

    thats not funny....
    i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it
    +1

    here's my appeal: don't let invites become a currency!
    ( courtesy .PolarBear )

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    hahahaha...nice one D:d

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    HAhaha nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post

    i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it
    Doesn't have anything to do in this thread though. Certainly not in the "funny" section.
    What an ordinary day, the extraordinary way.



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    Not that great of a joke....

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