How much do you love me?

[Barbarossa]

When I say 'stuff', I mean finger girls and tell all his mates about it.

I'm fairly sure she'll be able to work that out for herself when she's old enough

Fuck's sake. How old is this grandma.

Hahahaha you've fallen into my trap as usually, you approval dweeb, makes you feel real happy to be inside an "ass". Doesn't it?

[manker]

Chavis will be gutted that he missed grimms.
Wonder if he's pwned his missus into submission yet

[Proper Bo]

ffs, you're going to make your son be a gayer.

Ewe'd better teach him how to skin an animal or something tomorrow, hopefully he can still be saved.

You're right. I let him watch Beowulf (I seem to be mentioning that film a lot, like) the other night but he started crying and wanted a cwtch within a few minutes of that monster thing pwning the Danes.

Best I set a trap for the lesbians' labrador

Make him watch loads of fillums with shootings/beatings/stabbings/explosions/bewbs too.