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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

    In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes
    The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

    The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

    In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes
    The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

    The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns.
    Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

    If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    The latter.



    I have no pics of the former.
    that looks like sex in a mug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    The latter.



    I have no pics of the former.
    that looks like sex in a mug.
    Only if you are Dan and the mug (not Dan) is in a pub car park.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    1 man and a cup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    1 man and a cup?
    :earl:
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

    The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns.
    Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

    If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.

    My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post

    Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

    If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.

    My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
    Mon the wee Greek burds.

    Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    The latter.



    I have no pics of the former.
    that looks like sex in a mug.
    Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

    When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

    Fuck me it was good.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    that looks like sex in a mug.
    Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

    When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

    Fuck me it was good.
    I just came.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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