The following combinations of foodstuffs are a bit manky.
Mustard and Squirty Cream
Marmite and Squirty Cream
Mustard and Sprinkles
Marmite and Sprinkles
Mustard and Toffee Sauce.
Aero Hot Chocolate with squirty cream, sprinkles and a whole flake dissolved into it is lush, but sends you mental.
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