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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    that looks like sex in a mug.
    Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

    When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

    Fuck me it was good.
    i haven't had sex in three months

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    I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

    When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

    Fuck me it was good.
    i haven't had sex in three months
    Which three.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post


    My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
    Mon the wee Greek burds.

    Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.
    Yes it is, probably, I think, maybe?

    If perfection is the best a thing can be, then right now that is me. It might not be the best that can exist, because I am human and thus fatally flawed but it's the best I can reach right now. All internal conflicts are balanced nicely, and I have no raging insecurities or nagging neuroses.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account.
    Chebus doesn't like chocolate. Fucking weirdo.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...

    It does look completely and utterly delicious though. Unfortunately , at the moment, the only thing my body doesn't seem to repulse is red meat. Teh chocolate is a big no no at the mo mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...
    Don't act it, you knew I was a burd all along.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    A cuckoo?

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    Bless you.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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