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Thread: New I.t. Arrangement

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    Important - New IT Support arrangements


    There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the
    board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to
    remove all laptop computers by November 2002 and all desktops computers
    by December 2002. Instead everyone will be provided with an
    Etch-A-Sketch.

    There are many sound reasons for doing this:

    1. No boot-up problems
    2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
    3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
    4. No more worries about power cuts.
    5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled


    Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

    Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
    screen.
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I create a New Document window?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
    A: Don't shake it.

    If you have any further queries, please feel free to contact the IT
    department.


    quite old, but still funny
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Yup a classic but funny none the less.......

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Will it replace the Macintosh version (The Lightbright).

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    haha thats funny

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