Deathtest

[olibomb]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 16, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 05:18
who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

do u take steroid?

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 13:34
do u take steroid?

i just answered using the "best" responses

[Proper Bo]

does having bad penmanship and/or hairy nipples shorten your life time?

[titey]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,5 August 2003 - 07:47
does having <s>bad penmanship and/or</s> hairy nipples shorten your life time?

I think that&#39;s where the "Death by Electrolysis" comes into play Bo

<s>No clue as to the penmanship.</s>


Apparently, if you can&#39;t read your parents&#39;/sibling&#39;s/spouse&#39;s writing... then you might die of "confusion".

[summerlinda]

October 16, 2032
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Neh..... all my grandparents were over 80, so i will be too&#33;&#33;

[lynx]

I put in some fictitious data and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Third Degree Burns (16%)
Suicide (12%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)


I then changed most of the answers and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Drowning (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Loneliness (5%)

If I was really 92, I&#39;d make the most of the next 5 days.

[titey]

Odd that the causes changed, but the date remained the same.

[boyzeee]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 29, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol

[titey]

Originally posted by boyzeee@5 August 2003 - 08:03
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol

Umm..... Ok then.


*backs away slowly*

*then runs&#33;*