Facial hair on men

[manker]

Normally I just have comedy sideburns but I grew a moustache for a bet a while before Christmas - and I still looked fucking orsum.

Teh missus didn't agree but CrabGirl did





Edit: I let the sidies join up with the moustache while I was away in Tenerife and this artist bloke said to the assembled throng that he thought I looked like a pirate

[Squeamous]

Goatee added. Did you want someone's name next to it as an example or something?

Ooo, thanks! I tried to alter it myself but being a 'tard, couldn't. Yes, please add George Michael. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

[Squeamous]

I have tried a variety from near werewolf to goatee. I have settled for the slightly fuller goatee in a Billy Conolly sort of way (without purple bits )

The chin and mouth area are the biggest pains to shave so I think I have a workable compromise albeit at the expense of looking like a European professor (there are no free lunches)

I thought you were going for Guy Fawkes/French Cavalier .

My dad's got a neat and tidy beard....too neat and tidy. It's got the precision of a sociopath and he looks like Harold Shipman . He sort of cuts a letterbox shape around his mouth rod-straight .

[Skiz]

Done.

What's this one?

"Landing strip (Britney's bloke)"

Is that like the womans landing stripe but on the chin? Like a long soul patch sort of?

[Squeamous]

Normally I just have comedy sideburns but I grew a moustache for a bet a while before Christmas - and I still looked fucking orsum.

Teh missus didn't agree but CrabGirl did





Edit: I let the sidies join up with the moustache while I was away in Tenerife and this artist bloke said to the assembled throng that he thought I looked like a pirate

Doesn't it tickle? .

[Squeamous]

Done.

What's this one?

"Landing strip (Britney's bloke)"

My apologies for posting a pic of a penis on the board. You can pull it if you want.

[manker]

Normally I just have comedy sideburns but I grew a moustache for a bet a while before Christmas - and I still looked fucking orsum.

Teh missus didn't agree but CrabGirl did





Edit: I let the sidies join up with the moustache while I was away in Tenerife and this artist bloke said to the assembled throng that he thought I looked like a pirate

Doesn't it tickle? .

I don't look like a pirate now, more's the pity.

Nor do I have a moustache but at the time it didn't tickle ... I can't think why you'd ask that do you sport a moustache that tickles

[Skiz]

Done.

What's this one?

"Landing strip (Britney's bloke)"

My apologies for posting a pic of a penis on the board. You can pull it if you want.

Why would I want to pull your penis?

[Biggles]

I have tried a variety from near werewolf to goatee. I have settled for the slightly fuller goatee in a Billy Conolly sort of way (without purple bits )

The chin and mouth area are the biggest pains to shave so I think I have a workable compromise albeit at the expense of looking like a European professor (there are no free lunches)

I thought you were going for Guy Fawkes/French Cavalier .

My dad's got a neat and tidy beard....too neat and tidy. It's got the precision of a sociopath and he looks like Harold Shipman . He sort of cuts a letterbox shape around his mouth rod-straight .

I could go for one of those Cavalier hats though.


Cruel description of your Dad's beard though - sounds like a Simpson cartoon

[Squeamous]

Doesn't it tickle? .

I don't look like a pirate now, more's the pity.

Nor do I have a moustache but at the time it didn't tickle ... I can't think why you'd ask that do you sport a moustache that tickles

I didn't mean you!