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Thread: Is It Possible To Have A Poo By Cesarian?

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    try a toaster, a hose pipe and a bit of creativity.

    The best enema of my life was earlier today.

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    Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 12:49
    I there a Surgeon in the forum who can advise??
    I am not a surgeon but might I suggest an nice sudsy ennema?

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    P.S. or just jam your finger of there and start digging around........come on be a man Fugley........

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    i find putting your knees upto your chest helps give a little extra oompf - also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
    also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
    a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful.

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    Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+5 August 2003 - 13:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 5 August 2003 - 13:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
    also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
    a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful. [/b][/quote]


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    Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.

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    Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 14:12
    Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.

    You can all be just a bit cruel sometimes you know&#33;
    No...wait &#33; I was totally serious about the coffee & bran muffin &#33; Honest...it works &#33;

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    a couple of natural remedys


    prune juice


    eating figs


    softens it right up. uhh

    don&#39;t force it
    you could push your rectal muscles out
    and end up with hemeroids (piles)


    then your going to wish for that surgeon

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    poor fugs.
    did you want us to hold your hand?
    /now why did i suggest that?

    the guts out again fugs&#33;
    does that make you happier?
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