try a toaster, a hose pipe and a bit of creativity.
The best enema of my life was earlier today.
i find putting your knees upto your chest helps give a little extra oompf - also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
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a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful.Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
a bucket of grease or a plentiful supply of KY i find very very useful. [/b][/quote]Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+5 August 2003 - 13:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 5 August 2003 - 13:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@5 August 2003 - 20:42
also you should increase your intake of fibre to keep everything lubricated
Get yer mind out of the gutter you fiend !![]()
Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.
You can all be just a bit cruel sometimes you know!![]()
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand's Busy Right Now! So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER!!!!</span></span>
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 14:12
Obvously no medical types in here - maybe I should take my quest for the answer to this question elswhere.
You can all be just a bit cruel sometimes you know!![]()
No...wait ! I was totally serious about the coffee & bran muffin ! Honest...it works !
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a couple of natural remedys
prune juice
eating figs
softens it right up. uhh
don't force it
you could push your rectal muscles out
and end up with hemeroids (piles)![]()
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then your going to wish for that surgeon![]()
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poor fugs.![]()
did you want us to hold your hand?
/now why did i suggest that?![]()
the guts out again fugs!![]()
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does that make you happier?
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