Says the man who pulled out a used tampon with his teethOriginally Posted by Biggles
Too far
Too far.
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Says the man who pulled out a used tampon with his teeth
Too far
Too far
effendi
Says the man who pulled out a used tampon with his teeth
Too far
Too far
You let him do that or did you make him do that.
Squeams, you are the living end.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Oi!! Nothing to do with me. You know what it's like. It's the 70's, you're a bit of a hippy, you're probably off your face on magic mushrooms or something and in a rush of youthful hormones you do what seems to be the most sensible course of action given the circumstances. I'm sure Biggy can explain it better though.
If it had been me (and I wasn't alive back then), it would have been a mooncup (which hadn't been invented back then).
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Imagine trying to pull a mooncup out with your teeth
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I have no idea what it takes to remove a deployed mooncup, btw, but I'm betting it'd be fucking carnage if you tried to do it using only your teeth.
I think I licked a cervix once so it's at least possible
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I am not sure what a moon cup is either but the cup part is a worry especially if it runneth overI have no idea what it takes to remove a deployed mooncup, btw, but I'm betting it'd be fucking carnage if you tried to do it using only your teeth.
I think I licked a cervix once so it's at least possible
A perfectly hygienic string was not a big deal imho
it wasn't like I was running around with the whole damn thing in my mouth like some loon from Night of the Living Dead
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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How was it hygenic, tho'. It'd been pissed over and held in a warm, bacteria friendly place for most of the day, I'll be bound.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Actually I'm full of admiration for you Biggmeister.
A mooncup can be as easy or hard to take out with the teeth as you make it....it's got a rubber string thing that can be trimmed to a desired length for removal. The running over part may be problematic though
Manky, you licked a cervix? Either you have a very long tongue or the woman in question was built like a wizard's sleeve.
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She was a fragrant lass and the hormones were strong with me. I was only a mere youth of about 20
How was it hygenic, tho'. It'd been pissed over and held in a warm, bacteria friendly place for most of the day, I'll be bound.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Actually I'm full of admiration for you Biggmeister
A mooncup can be as easy or hard to take out with the teeth as you make it....it's got a rubber string thing that can be trimmed to a desired length for removal. The running over part may be problematic though
Manky, you licked a cervix? Either you have a very long tongue or the woman in question was built like a wizard's sleeve.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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