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[Squeamous]

I had an image of Manker like the alien out of Earth Girls Are Easy.

Just out of interest, do you have a Scottish accent?

[manker]

I think it was to do with the way she was positioned. On her back with all her weight on her shoulders, arse up in the air and legs akimbo. I was squatting between said legs, as I recall.

I just noticed it there as I was looking into the abyss, its single eye beckoning me. So, as you do, I licked it.

[Squeamous]

I've got a mental image in my head now of a Manky Frodo cowering before Sauron's penetrating gaze .

[Biggles]

I had an image of Manker like the alien out of Earth Girls Are Easy.

Just out of interest, do you have a Scottish accent?

I probably do - although it is difficult to determine the level of one's own accent. Not a particularly hard one as I am a bit of a teuchter

[Squeamous]

What's a teuchter?

[manker]

A Scotch bumpkin.

Probably.

[Biggles]

A Scotch bumpkin.

Probably.

[Squeamous]

I had to look it up .

Is it Edinburgh-y or Glasgae-eey?

[Biggles]

I had to look it up .

Is it Edinburgh-y or Glasgae-eey?

I grew up in the Orkneys and Oban so neither - it is a much softer accent than either of those. I am not total teuchtar as I can pronounce the letter b so I can say boat rather than bhpoat (you have to hear it to understand )

[Squeamous]

Ooo oo I know! Like Mrs Doubtfire?