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    Sick

    I feel physically sick. I was just looking over at the display cabinet with all my OH's LOTR Collector's models in...you know, the ones that come with the magazine every 2 weeks. I remember buying him the subscription as a surprise gift for no particular reason. I've just totted up what I spent on it all and it comes to........



































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    920 frigging pounds!

    I think I'm going to faint......

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    lol fatty.

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    Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

    I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
    Ruined, I say.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I doubt he has :earl: friends if he's got a collection of lotr figures

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Very true - but maybe his family still talk to him

    If they were to know his dirty secret, he'd be ostracised.
    Ostracised, I say.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

    I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
    Ruined, I say.

    He doesn't usually let people come and visit

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    i wonder why not?

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    I think maybe a divorce is in order.

    A divorce, I say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

    I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
    Ruined, I say.

    He doesn't usually let people come and visit
    Why on earth not, Rapunzel.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Hee hee!

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