Oh lordy, have you lot not learnt to be proud of your evacuations yet? Better out than in and all that. Mind you, maybe that junk food diet makes it smellier than the average, because apparently healthy shit shouldn't smell.

Every time you flush it disperses germs all around the vicinity....that's why you should flush after lowering the seat. Otherwise you end up with the bad Aids all over your posterior and genitals.

I haven't got any stats to back that up, but I heard it off the telly so it must be true.