Number one and number four (the first one) girl are the same person. Bless her.
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Number one and number four (the first one) girl are the same person. Bless her.
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Preggers in the ear.
Now go away.
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I have some hilarious friends. One of the best, most beautiful, kindest girls I know is a fecking ditz. She sat on her glasses in the car just before her first driving lesson and broke the arms off. She said to the driver, "hold on, I'll go get my spare pair", ran back into the house to frantically look for them. When they didn't appear and with the driving instructor getting impatient, she rather unfortunately spots a large roll of gaffer tape sitting on the side.
Rather than stick the arms back on her glasses she winds the gaffer tape around her head and sticks the broken glasses to her face, looking not unlike some speccy ninja.
She had five lessons like that.
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