When I was a vegementarian, I went to this Chinese restaurant.
Says I, I'll have the Tofu, never having suffered it before. Never again.
I was looking at this pile of keek on my plate while a big fuck-off, ear-poppingly sizzling steak was being reverently delivered to the next table.
That was the beginning of the end.
Tofu is an affront to God Almighty giving us meat to eat and enjoy.
Vegetarians are actually consigning themselves to satan's fiery furnace.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Tofu is tasteless bits of meh. Take soy-milk, coagulate it, drain the whey off and press the lumpy bits. I used to have to make it in the olden days, before the child labour laws when it was OK for hippies to make me work in a field.
The only way it is remotely anything is if it is marinaded in something superextra tasty for about 40 years.
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Dinner was duck-egg omelettes with mushrooms, fucking-strong chedder, bacon, herbs and black pepper.
And a slice of crusty white bread. I mean crusty as in with a crust, not crusty with dreadlocks. That would be weird.
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