Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
How come like, even if I hate a sport (or game) when there is a big event on I sometimes watch it.
Currently I am watching Prizefighter, fair do's that's boxing and manly and OK to watch.
However I also have the US Open on, albeit sans sound. What the fuck for, I hate golfistry and golfists. And also it's pointless as a spectator sport (or game).
It makes no sence.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
Poulter is on -5 btw.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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Don't get me fucking started on golfwank.
That's why they wear them poofy gloves, like.
Cos their hands are all chaffed from wanking off the dogs what live in their street.
Little known fact. Fact.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
I never knew that.Originally Posted by chalice
True Story.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Sexpest
Golf has made Jonathan Ross not be on tonight. Bastard Golf.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
Golf is a cunt, so why am I watching it.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Sexpest
Ummmm....
You like the age old battle between man and the earth he stands on?
You see it as a metaphor for the conqueration of femininity maybe, with the wielding of a hefty pole, trying to shoot into a hole.
You enjoy the fashion?
You just love the suspense and can't turn away from the gripping events unfolding on the tv before you?
Take your pick.
I mean I like watching big sporting events as I love the emotion and spirit of it all and the hearts that burst with joy or weep with grief and seeing men show some real emotion, but Golf? Feck that.
What REALLY gets me is that golfers love their sport because they can get outdoors into the countryside and enjoy the peace and quiet. Countryside? WHAT COUNTRYSIDE???? It's all been grubbed up to make FUCKING GOLF COURSES! Quiet??? Of course it's quiet. All the birds are DEAD due to loss of habitat caused by the construction of bits of artificial countryside just so unfit posers in stupid clothes can go and pretend they're getting some exercise.
I hate golf.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Quality.
And cricket???
What the fuck is that all about then?
I fucking hate cricket.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
I like a round of golf now and again. You can get mash-up and wonder and wander.
Now go away.
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Picking shrooms doesn't count unless you have a golfbat, hippy.I like a round of golf now and again. You can get mash-up and wonder and wander.
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