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    In even bigger news, I'm back from ASDA, safe as a well.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Oh well done!

    I hate supermarkets. I always have to go on my own because Cheese hates them more than I do. He goes pale and sweaty at the thought of them and holds onto the trolly like a little kid moaning and pointing at sweets.

    I just get an immense and all-encompassing hatred of other shoppers and utter violent trolly-rage.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    There's a 24 hour ASDA quite near to us and I have oft time contemplated going there to avoid the cunts shopping. Supermarkets seem to bring out the rude in people.

    And also, look in the direction you are pushing your fucking trolley, not over your fucking shoulder. Cunt.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    How is Dave, btw.

    Give him our regard.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    There's a 24 hour ASDA quite near to us and I have oft time contemplated going there to avoid the cunts shopping. Supermarkets seem to bring out the rude in people.

    And also, look in the direction you are pushing your fucking trolley, not over your fucking shoulder. Cunt.
    I used to go to the 24 hour Tesco at 2 in the morning. It was brilliant.

    Also, don't fucking stop in the middle of the aisle with your huge brood of misbehaving snotty nosed kids and your fat ass acting as a barrier whilst you have a chat.

    He's good thanks. Is currently killing wargs.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    :earl:

    Are you infested with wargs, you have my sympathy.

    And double also, don't stop in the fucking door on the way out, to light a cigarette. You're blocking my passage (ooer) and forcing your fag on me (double ooer)
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    :earl:

    Are you infested with wargs, you have my sympathy.

    And double also, don't stop in the fucking door on the way out, to light a cigarette. You're blocking my passage (ooer) and forcing your fag on me (double ooer)
    Agreed. I think I've mentioned before that exits are meant for exiting, not stopping just outside the door. Tesco metro is a prime example of this. Tesco metro is also the bane of my life for the stupid self-service till thingies. "unidentified object in the bagging area" "ITS THE SHOPPING I JUST BOUGHT,YOU CUNT" "Please wait for assistance""I NEED TO GET TO WORK! THERE IS NO ASSISTANCE" and the way that it always spits your notes out about five times before they accept them. NYYYARRRGHH.

    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I find the ASDA version quite efficient and there is normally an assistant there to provide said assistance.

    What are these "notes" of which you speak btw.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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