I read today an interview in a magazine with Jodie Marsh. You could just tell their hearts weren't in it by how rubbish they made her look in the phoaties. She's just had a big old boob job despite marketing herself as the 'real Jordan'. I thought you might like these gems of wisdom contained therein:
'Why am I feeling shit when I can just change my body?' (on being too shyto get jiggy with it).
'Boob jobs are so common now they're like changing your hair colour'
'I don't want anything serious, just casual sex. That's all men are good for'.
'What makes you good in bed is having all the lights on, throwing yourself around in every position. You can't do that if you feel embarrassed about your body' (although if you're doing those things and it makes you good in bed then your tits shouldn't matter according to Logic Woman).
'I could meet the perfect man tomorrow and if I do now I've got perfect boobs for him'.
'I'm doing this for me, not for a man'.
'I blame pressure from society. I think it's forgotten what real boobs look like.....because silly cows like me keep getting falsies' (ok creative editing there).
'I know there was nothing wrong with mine but at the same time I wanted those round pert footballs'.
'I'm going to wait until they've healed up and then it will be like losing my virginity again. My friend sent me some nipple tassles'.
Now, don't get me wrong I'm not being a bitch. I really admire Jordan. I just don't know how this woman manages think and breathe at the same time without falling over.
to get jiggy with it).
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Michael I hope.
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