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    J-dye's Avatar BANNED BT Rep: +1
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    how ?

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    Who wants you to do it.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    How about instead, you go masturbate for however long you want (hopefully long) and then just let your computer rest for a while. Specially the internet part of it.

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    Castration might help

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    Quote Originally Posted by adeel2 View Post
    Castration might help

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-dye View Post
    how ?
    Every time I feel the urge to masturbate I read one of your posts ... It really helps ... you should try it
    Can you feel the LOVE

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    Try not touching your cock. That ought to do it.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Try not touching your cock. That ought to do it.
    That's just mad talk.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    You could use litter-pickers to hold it while you pee.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    You could use litter-pickers to hold it while you pee.
    The one with the pointy spike on the end?

    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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