Postmodern Lounge Syndrome.

[Biggles]

Enter Noob:

Noob: What place is this? Wherefore one can unfold his being? Wherefore one can express?

Chorus: Not here, you stupid, stupid cunt, you.

Noob: But I thought..

Chorus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAH

This is duty rather than pleasure though shirley?

[chalice]

Enter Noob:

Noob: What place is this? Wherefore one can unfold his being? Wherefore one can express?

Chorus: Not here, you stupid, stupid cunt, you.

Noob: But I thought..

Chorus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAH

This is duty rather than pleasure though shirley?

Quite.

However, you are a special case, Les.

You are a true lounge original, in that you do not rise to the pish.

You are the constant which holds the weave. A rare commodity indeed.

Most other cunts hack with delight. And they are necessary too.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I think Les is harsh as fuck sometimes.

[chalice]

I think Les is harsh as fuck sometimes.

In that case, I would like from you three cases in which Les was unduly harsh.

Or even duly harsh, for that matter.

He's restrained. Restrained like a fox to the max plus one.

[Biggles]

I think Les is harsh as fuck sometimes.

Only when it is absolutely necessary for me to so do....


or accidentally like

[chalice]

I think Les is harsh as fuck sometimes.

Only when it is absolutely necessary for me to so do....


or accidentally like

QED like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

[chalice]

Ah, the classic non-sequitur like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

QED

[100%]

Has everything ever needed to be discussed been discussed in the Lounge?

Isn't everything just a derivative of the same point argued more succinctly but by someone else previously?

Do new jokes exist or are they all just the old jokes put into topical context?

Or do we do this for the pneubs?

Youse cunts?

Thank you Chalice, what you wrote beautiful.