Virgin giveaway

[buckpasser]

Please be gentle with me, this is my first giveaway.

For those of you who thought I was giving away an actual virgin, sorry.

I have a FunFile invite up for grabs.

A speedtest dated September 16, 1978 is required.

Actually, I'll leave it up to you. Post whatever you want, except poetry, and I'll make my decision.

[bobbybriggs]

you are witty, I like wittiness. Don't need an invite though, have too many of them myself... But i could accept an invite anyways if you print it out and send it to me by fax. No don't. I don't have a fax. It's just an oven with "fax" written on it...
And another thing my dear sir. You should know that wittiness pays of. I have a revTT invite. It's yours if you want it. I have a cat. It's yours if you want it. (no seriously. PM me if you want a RevTT invite)

[Aether]

Please be gentle with me, this is my first giveaway.

For those of you who thought I was giving away an actual virgin, sorry.

I have a FunFile invite up for grabs.

A speedtest dated September 16, 1978 is required.

Actually, I'll leave it up to you. Post whatever you want, except poetry, and I'll make my decision.

Funny Guy

[buckpasser]

you are witty, I like wittiness. Don't need an invite though, have too many of them myself... But i could accept an invite anyways if you print it out and send it to me by fax. No don't. I don't have a fax. It's just an oven with "fax" written on it...
And another thing my dear sir. You should know that wittiness pays of. I have a revTT invite. It's yours if you want it. I have a cat. It's yours if you want it. (no seriously. PM me if you want a RevTT invite)

Dear Mr. Briggs,

Thanks for the kind offer. I am a proud member of RevTT, but that was really very nice of you. Can you tell me more about the cat?

Regards,
Cliff Howard

[bobbybriggs]

you are witty, I like wittiness. Don't need an invite though, have too many of them myself... But i could accept an invite anyways if you print it out and send it to me by fax. No don't. I don't have a fax. It's just an oven with "fax" written on it...
And another thing my dear sir. You should know that wittiness pays of. I have a revTT invite. It's yours if you want it. I have a cat. It's yours if you want it. (no seriously. PM me if you want a RevTT invite)

Dear Mr. Briggs,

Thanks for the kind offer. I am a proud member of RevTT, but that was really very nice of you. Can you tell me more about the cat?

Regards,
Cliff Howard

It's a regular cat. It has a nose, 2 ears, a tail, some legs and a pair of trousers. If you take away the ears, the nose, the legs and the trousers it looks just like a seal. Sometimes the cat likes to wear a hat.....

[Shno]

I thought you were giving away virgins... improper use of English FTL

[WarrenBuffet]

[xnugx]

^^^^^ *wins*

[buckpasser]

Mr. Briggs, I just stumbled home after a night of chicks rejecting me, but I'm going to try very hard to avoid the obvious cat/pussy joke.

(+.[___]·:·), so far you are the frontrunner. If you can provide ratio proof from your favorite BBS, or post a picture of your rotary phone and modem, the invite is yours.

[Annoyed]

This thread is cool. No, not really...