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    If it's vegetarian it's not a sausage.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    If it doesn't contain earlobes, eyelids and arseholes it's not a sausage.

    /Fixed
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    If it doesn't contain earlobes, eyelids and arseholes it's not a sausage.

    /Fixed
    Yup, you say that like it's a bad thing.

    Remember I come from a country where we eat haggis.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Can't be arsed continuing in the same style as I am not pished anymore.

    Cut a long story short, the missus got into a row at IKEA with some cheeky bastard in the queue who was showing off in front of his burd.

    The missus won. The patrons of IKEA laughed. The cheeky bastard took a red face and shut the fuck right up.

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    Vicarious congratulations.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I would love a wee bit of haggis in batter with some chips and some red sauce

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    i would love to know what that tastes like, post me some please.

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    It's kind of tomatoey but also has a sharp taste to it, whilst still being sweet.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    but i can't taste anything you lunatic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    but i can't taste anything you lunatic.
    That's a shame.

    Did you lose your sense of taste in a tragic cawk sucking incident.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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