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Thread: Is It Alright That I Got My Hand Drunk And Took

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    I had gotten pretty drunk the other night in the KLF room on SoulSeek.
    I had to lay down due to the fact that the room was spinning.
    I started to feel excited when I thought about all of the wonderful music I had
    downloaded that day,and felt a stiring in my loins!

    Well I had been laying on my arm and my hand had fallen asleep,
    becoming all numb and tingly.
    In the mean while I had became even more aroused due to a Susan Summers
    informercial that was on the television at the time.

    I picked up the bottel of Bushmills Irish Whiskey and poured it into my hand,then I put some Barry White in the CD player and begain to seduce my intoxicated hand.
    It was the best sex of my life.

    Should I feel guilty for having had used alcohol in this situation ...........or did my hand realy want it?


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    You Weird You Weirdo

    I just read this 10 mins ago, now you post it in here

    You weirdo

    I suppose it is ok tho

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 August 2003 - 04:39
    You Weird You Weirdo

    I just read this 10 mins ago, now you post it in here

    You weirdo

    I suppose it is ok tho

    Jonno B)
    Thank you Jonno.............I take that as a compliment comming from you
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    Come and join me for a cup of coffey............Ahhhh....... home sweet home B)


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    Just how old is the hand in question here doob? You gotta draw some limits ya know..


    Oh. also, I take it this hand is not a first timer then? If it was, then alcohol would be totaly inapropriate.

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    Originally posted by balamm@9 August 2003 - 05:05
    Just how old is the hand in question here doob? You gotta draw some limits ya know..


    Oh. also, I take it this hand is not a first timer then? If it was, then alcohol would be totaly inapropriate.
    I assure you perfectly legeal............32 years young!

    Peac and Respect brotherdoobie B)

    P.S. and no my old mate the hand is quite the whore

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    hey atleast your hand doesnt get violent when drunk. if it had made a fist
    i shudder to think...
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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    I did it again...........this time with my left hands best friend!
    His mate my right hand.
    Oh Christ what kind of man am I?

    My left hand fell asleep and the next think you know ,we were all
    over each other.
    Now I have to hide an affair...........what have I gotten my self into?


    Peace brotherdoobie

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    Oh my God............My Left hand knows about my right hand&#33;

    Peace brotherdoobie

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    As long as the hand belongs to you. I have noticed that using other hands gets the owner pretty pi&#036;&#036;ed off.

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