sexy burds cooking fred

[Squeamous]

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

In the kitchen Crabby...don't forget that!

[CrabGirl]

Eugghhh. I'm really allergic to Quorn.

Cheese's mum tried to poison me the first time I ate at her house.

[Snee]

You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

They are?

'cept for a grand total of one, the daft-looking one with the cucumber, there's not that much purposeful posing with vegetables

[JPaul]

I was right to the max ftw.

You're too old to know about quorn bacon shirley?

I didn't say Quorn bacon, that's oxymoronic.

It's Quorn, that is all.

[Squeamous]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

[Mr. Mulder]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

that's what she said

[Biggles]

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

You keep saying it like it's a bad thing.

Yes have lost the thread of CG's argument here

That said I wouldn't eat any of the food the dirty minxes had been handling like - not sure where it might have been.

That and cucumber gives me unbelievable heartburn.

[CrabGirl]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

Still makes me barf like a drain.

[Squeamous]

Cow it is then!

[CrabGirl]

@ Biggles et al. Sorry I don't know really what I mean. I'll go now.

Sorry for being loose-threaded.