Elvis

[nioin3k]

Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;

ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST 

1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?

I hope, i hope that you are back.

Yes I play, horribly.

Yes, they do, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Troubled? Help me out here.

I love bananas!

Of course I can bend my knees...

[chalice]

Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;

ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST 

1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?

I hope, i hope that you are back.

Yes I play, horribly.

Yes, they do, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Troubled? Help me out here.

I love bananas!

Of course I can bend my knees...

Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

[nioin3k]

Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

[chalice]

Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

[C-mos]

[nioin3k]

Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

Very clever.

Keep going.

[chalice]

Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

Very clever.

Keep going.

I'm only joshing, mate.

You're a handsome chap and no mistake.

If you were a female Chimpanzee and I was a male Orangutan, we'd have a swinging time.

[100%]

nioin3k;
Your answers where sent to all the major Elvis elite connoisseurs in Dubai, Islington, Kanawa, Quito, Buenos Aires and Rio.
However,
I am sorry to inform you that the international jury of "Elvis is Back" has denied the fact that you are the reincarnation of Elvis.

There have been approximately 950.000, failed requests for Elvis authenticity recognition, so there is no need to feel alone.

Good luck in vegas.


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[nioin3k]

Very clever.

Keep going.

I'm only joshing, mate.

You're a handsome chap and no mistake.

If you were a female Chimpanzee and I was a male Orangutan, we'd have a swinging time.

I thought so.

Thank you for the compliments.

[nioin3k]

nioin3k;
Your answerss where sent to all the major Elvis elite connoisseurs in Dubai, Islington, Kanawa, Quito, Buenos Aires and Rio.
However,
I am sorry to inform you that the international jury of "Elvis is Back" has denied the fact that you are Elvis.

Wow, this is really disappointing.

Give me a moment to collect myself.