how ugly are you?

[J-dye]

and benchez loves pink cawks

true story

[brotherdoobie]

I'm beautiful.


-bd

Beautiful like on ox.

I'm also clumsy like a model.



-bd

[Hairbautt]

Someone needs to bring backlash in here 'cause supposedly she is one hawt mama.

[Mr. Mulder]

i went out on the piss last night and can remember chatting to this girl, i have this wrist band on atm that says VIP - im pretty sure me and my mates shouldn't have been given these and were so mistakenly, but anyway we gained access to this part of the bar and i was sat down chatting to this girl, she was telling me all about her boy friend and how nice he was and at the same time kept pouring me a drink from this big bottle of absolute. then she started sucking on my mouth for a good fifteen minutes

i somehow find this relevant to this fred.

[J-dye]

then she started sucking on my mouth for a good fifteen minutes

then what happened

you just cant end your post like a coen brothers movie

[J-dye]

oh wait . maybe she wants to have threesome

[Mr. Mulder]

i went looking for mark, who hit his head and was bleeding pretty bad, turns out he went home. then i couldn't find the girl again :/


spend £70 on booze

[Mr. Mulder]

just spoken to mark, apparently she was a bit of a monster. :/


i'll do anything for free drinks.

[J-dye]

i went looking for mark, who hit his head and was bleeding pretty bad, turns out he went home. then i couldn't find the girl again :/


spend £70 on booze

[J-dye]

i was expecting