
stayed off fst for 48hr...

now I'm going to have to be
b o l d.
Dear Brandon,
once I was was involved in a horrid car crash -by no means jk- that I'm here to tell story relies solely on the fact that when, after being thrown from the moving vehicle at dutch motorway speeds, I was lying faced down in 3 inches of water about to drown (not a very glamorous death) the following thought must have subconstiously crossed my unconscious mind: 'what if at this very freakin moment there's an ftn invite waiting in my inbox?'
I'm sure it is that very thought that kept me alive.
This should give me the necessary sympathy from you I think.

should I start spamming your inbox yet?
looking forward to excessive flaming, sadly I'm not a female pirate
will wear a dress and post pics if that were to help my cause...
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